{"title":"Mother Lovers","description":"\u003cp\u003eI'm a mother lover\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou're a mother lover\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon't fuck my mom!\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"mother-lovers-mens-pullover-hoodie-1","title":"Mother Lovers Men's Pullover Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\"\u003eDo you love your momma? I do. Has it caused you problems in your previous relationships? It's cause me problems in my previous relationships. Do they say things like \"you love her too much\" or \"you shouldn't be face-timing her when you're using the bathroom, that's not normal\" or \"why did you call me her name during sex?\" I've gotten that first one, but if you've got number two and\/or three, congratulations! You should get a therapist. And you should get this hoodie! Because it's talking about people just like you! Isn't that neat? You're famous!!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\"\u003eThe interior of the hood features an affirmation using the core tenants of Epictetus' philosophical teachings, both in koni Greek and in English.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\"\u003ePRODUCT INFORMATION\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e80% Cotton \u0026amp; 20% Poly: Roomy fit - Heavy Weight. Soft and Luxurious. Vivid prints. Durable to last for many years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\"\u003eDELIVERY \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDelivery:\u003c\/b\u003e All orders are produced on demand, printed on fabric and then cut and sewn. Orders will be delivered in approximately 3 weeks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eReturns:\u003c\/b\u003e Every piece of our apparel is handcrafted with precision, offering you a luxury-quality, eco-friendly garment. We take pride in reducing waste and supporting the planet. Due to the bespoke nature of our clothing, all sales are final. Thank you for embracing sustainable elegance with us.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shirtposting Apparel","offers":[{"title":"XXS","offer_id":49013535146211,"sku":"TAY61206-XXS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS","offer_id":49013535342819,"sku":"TAY61206-XS","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":49013535375587,"sku":"TAY61206-S","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":49013535408355,"sku":"TAY61206-M","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":49013535441123,"sku":"TAY61206-L","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":49013535473891,"sku":"TAY61206-XL","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL","offer_id":49013535506659,"sku":"TAY61206-XXL","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXXL","offer_id":49013535539427,"sku":"TAY61206-XXXL","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0783\/2905\/3411\/files\/front-d3d38737-dca3-420d-a58a-ac0d16072637-optimized-mockups-3d.webp?v=1779763702"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0783\/2905\/3411\/collections\/front-d3d38737-dca3-420d-a58a-ac0d16072637-optimized-mockups-3d.webp?v=1779763859","url":"https:\/\/shirtpostingapparel.myshopify.com\/collections\/mother-lovers.oembed","provider":"Shirtposting Apparel ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}